Oh My God!!
Recently, one of my favorite editors noted that I included the phase, “Oh my God,” forty-four times in a story. She considered it an overused phrase and wanted me to edit some out and be more aware in future. I knew I used the phrase a lot but didn’t realize it was that much. OMG, really? So, I thought, good advice.
Figuring out sexual positions is one of the hardest jobs of an erotic romance writer. Yes, I know, it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. The missionary and cowgirl positions only go so far.
I’ve been known to go on the internet, purely for research purposes of course, and Google “creative sexual positions.” You know, just to get some new ideas.
Well, Oh my God, you wouldn’t believe what people are doing out there!
So, I’m watching a very athletic and adventurous couple doing their thing. The lady was extremely enthusiastic as she ecstatically screamed “Oh my God” fifty-two times in one energetic session. Yes, she was very pleased with how it was all going.
Not to be outdone, I went back into my story and added eight more “Oh my Gods.” You know, just to make it realistic.
Keep screaming ladies,